"Linux is only free if your time has no value."

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems."

"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones w…"

"The real bug here is that the design of the system even permits this class of bug. It is unconscionable that someone …"

"You can't take a dying project, sprinkle it with the magic pixie dust of "open source," and have everything magically…"

"Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes."

"Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him …"

"My one purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."

"I dug in a bit but then the smell of gasoline and burning flesh drove me away."

"I'd just like to take this moment to point out that C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string."