"I want to read you something from Amber Rudd's speech yesterday. "For the state must draw a sharp line of distinction…"

"What is the law? You know you were going to take short-term economic damage ... Every single customer in the country …"

"So you think we have to leave the EU to get three-pin plugs?”"

"What difference does it make what colour the person you buy your milk off is?"

"Suella Braverman is now perilously close to making Priti Patel look like the second most callous and ignorant Home Se…"

"Boris Johnson, surrounded by the usual brain-dead ERG headbangers and DUP tub thumpers, Boris Johnson is threatening …"

"Insufferable, patronising, misogynistic wanker"

"If I thought my apprenticeship was over, I would be the first to be done for. It's a stimulus that you need all the t…"

"What pisses me off the most is that it seems like if I wear a miniskirt or a revealing dress – because maybe I like m…"

"You don't need to know if a relationship will work. It needs to start."