"I've kind of made Jack a hero that I would like to have looked up to as a little boy because as a little boy, I knew …"

"Excellent bottom!"

"Sorry, old man! I gotta go meet a girl...But you've got an excellent bottom, too!"

"There you go! I can taste it! Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycl…"

"And before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of "Torchwood"?"

"You people and your quaint little categories."

"You need to figure out who's side you're on here, because if you don't know, you're not gonna make it out of this alive."

"If you've got forever, you don't notice the flecks in the concrete, or bother to touch the bricks... You send your fr…"

"You've heard of immaculate conception, haven't you? Well..."

"In terms of Jack's sexuality it was a really bold thing that Russell [T Davies] did putting him right in the middle o…"