"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it."
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Comedians from the United StatesHumorists from the United StatesScreenwriters from the United StatesPrimetime Emmy Award winnersPeople from San Antonio
Original Language: English
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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books,
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