"Tony Stark: My brain still thinks! My heart still beats! But, in order to remain alive, I must spend the rest of my l…"

"General: Incredible! Infantry can now transport itself on the highways without trucks! This will revolutionize troop …"

"Tony Stark: Poor Jeanne! She probably thought I was trying to avoid her, but I couldn't go swimming! I can never appe…"

"Tony Stark: Honey no girl would want to marry an absentee husband! Think of the time I must spend managing my munitio…"

"Iron Man: To begin my demonstration ids...I'll do a juggling act, but not with oranges or basketballs! With automobiles"

"Iron Man: That gives me an idea, all commies are chronically suspicious of each other! Hmm...."

"Black Widow: What manner of men are these Americans, who risk their lives for their enemies?"

"Black Widow: It is fortunate that he is taken with my beauty. I will be able to twist him around my little finger!"

"What about you Tony Stark? Once you were do or die for America and Mom's apple pie! You didn't do much soul searching…"

"Narrator: Yes, Anthony Stark is both a sophisticate and a scientist. A millionaire bachelor, as much at home in a lab…"