"We have too many cellphones. We've got too many Internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many…"

"DHCP was invented by a rabid gerbil on speed."

"Almost everything which you needed to know in your daily life was written down somewhere. And at the time, in the 198…"

"Considering that the internet has greatly increased our access to unreliable information, and that bullshit still pas…"

"Twenty years ago no one could have imagined the effects the Internet would have: entire relationships flourish, frien…"

"When you go out there, the webpages you see are written by people. You're looking at a certain sub-set of the churnin…"

"The index of a search engine can be thought of as analogous to the stars in sky. What we see has never existed, as th…"

""The web setting out as something which was universal, something which anybody could use, I felt was very important,"…"

"Caution: Do not mistake the Internet for an encyclopedia, and the search engine for a table of contents. The Internet…"

"Everything you put online is your professional face. ...whatever you want that to be."