"I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!"

"If Da Vinci were alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us."

"History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we wi…"

"Bunny, ball ball."

"Eureka, motherfuckers!"

"God, I miss Communism. The Red threat. People were scared, the Agency had some respect, and I got laid every night."

"Punks. They think that the "Bay of Pigs" is an herbal tea and that the Cold War has something to do with penguins."

"We blow up space shuttles for breakfast. You and your friend Tommy are nothing more than... a late afternoon Triscuit…"

"(his dying words) MY PENSION!"

"Money isn't everything - gold is. Fuck T-bills! Fuck blue chip stocks! Fuck junk bonds! We've got the real deal! Mone…"