"Don't let the government win."

"Whenever I say something, I say it right at the moment I'm thinking it. As soon as I saw Magic Johnson's press confer…"

"I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis."

""I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off t…"

"I Have vowed, I will never vote for a Democrat again. No matter who they are, I don't care if God becomes a Democrat.…"

"Courage is standing up for what you believe in. There are so many people who aren't willing to stand up. You've got t…"

"What's wrong with being naked? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I pay my taxes. I'm a good man. I'm a …"

"And if you really want to tame that region (Iraq), I'll tell you what can solve the problem: pussy. Plain and simple.…"

"I still feel like I gotta prove something. … There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be h…"

"I'm in a war, a cultural war."