"These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."

"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."

"[to a roomful of Japanese businessmen] It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am t…"

"[about to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!"

"Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!"

"Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he lea…"

"I had to come. It was a sequel."

"Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live."

"War... it's fantastic!"

"Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be pass…"