"Chico Marx - Baravelli"

"Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff"

"Thelma Todd - Connie Bailey"

"David Landau - Jennings"

"Harpo Marx - Pinky"

"[singing] I don't know what they have to say. It makes no difference anyway. Whatever it is, I'm against it."

"[to Baravelli] You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."

"[about Connie] I'm the plumber. I'm just hanging around in case something goes wrong with her pipes. [To the audience…"

"[to Baravelli and Pinky, who have abandoned the football match in favor of playing cards] Do you realize what happens…"

"Last week at this same hour I told you Mrs. Moskowitz was expecting a blessed event. Well, last night Mrs.Moskowitz h…"