"We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?"

"[after Wayne finds Nick and Mandy in the shrunken car] Found them. I think we'd better give them a while though."

"There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business."

"[Diane has grown to giant size and catches Charles Hendrickson in a helicopter menacing Adam with a tranquiller gun] …"

"Adam! Don't eat us!"

"Mommy!... Mom!"

"Mandy Park: [seeing how large Adam has gotten] There is no way I'm changing those diapers."

"Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski"

"Marcia Strassman - Diane Szalinski"

"Oh no. Honey, I shrunk the kids."