"[To Stanley Yelnats IV] You're no fan of mine"

"[Repeated line] Excuse me?"

"[When Armpit tries to pass off a stove knob as something he found] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I…"

"[to Mr. Sir after scratching him with her nails that had nail polish made with rattlesnake venom] I liked you better …"

"It's all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather!"

"I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don't like answering stupid questions."

"Sigourney Weaver as The Warden"

"Jon Voight as Mr. Sir"

"Patricia Arquette as Kissin' Kate Barlow"

"[To Elya Yelnats] You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too. [Laug…"