"Hello, you sick twisted freak."

"Can you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's head before you turn this into a political camp…"

"I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot.""

"I find this guy [Michael Berg] despicable. Everything in me says that. The want to be a better person today than I wa…"

"Capitalists, if you think that you can play footsies with these people, you're wrong. They will come for you and drag…"

"Would you kill someone for that?...I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore...I could kill him myself, or if I would …"

"Cindy Sheehan is a tragedy slut."

"During his February 8, 2006 show, Beck repeatedly referred to former U.S. President Jimmy Carter as "a waste of skin"…"

"I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie."

"I'm a rodeo clown. It takes great skill."