"Man's love is of man's life a thing apart; Girls aren't like that."

"Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise."

"Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. It is something to think of, and giv…"

"I have male friends whose daughters are approaching puberty at speeds upwards of 700 miles per hour, and when you say…"

"I think that if you had two desert islands, and you put girl babies on one island and boy babies on another island, a…"

"A Trick that everyone abhors In Little Girls is slamming Doors."

"She was not really bad at heart, But only rather rude and wild: She was an aggravating child."

"A pretty girl is like a melody That haunts you night and day."

"Pam, I adore you, Pam, you great big mountainous sports girl, Whizzing them over the net, full of the strength of fiv…"

"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say no when they mean yes, and drive a man out of his wits jus…"