"Hey, Mugs, why can't I sing in dat quartet? I used to sing in a quartet wit' six members. I can sing those fortissimo…"

"You'll yell with glee when these happy-go-lucky hooligans invade the shivery domain of the Man of a Thousand Horrors!…"

"I'm gonna send you to an optimist and have your eyes examined."

"You two fellas start to put up the wallpaper over dere, and Rocky and Danny you put up the coitains and drapes - and …"

"There's a lot o' intimidatin' evidence in that house."

"Remind me when we get back to town to give you the Iron Cross for bravery - right over the skull."

"The EAST SIDE KIDS vs. the Man of a THOUSAND HORRORS!"

"Leo Gorcey — Mugs"

"Huntz Hall — Glimpy"

"Bela Lugosi — Emil"