"Jon: I'm making your "Abraham Lincoln's Birthday" birthday cake, Garfield. Garfield: Leave the beard off this time, w…"

"Garfield: [ At one point of the nightmare, a king-size giant Garfield (from overeating) gets beamed up by an alien sp…"

"Space Creature: Greetings, earth creature. You, no doubt, have questions."

"Garfield:Yeah. Got anything to eat?"

"Space Creature: [checking the cat's plumage] Hmmm... Nice and plump. We did a good job fattening you up with the inte…"

"Garfield: Fattening me up?"

"Space Creature: But of course, you will be Thanksgiving dinner for the entire planet of Clarion. And there'll be plan…"

"Garfield: Me? Sandwiches?! No. No! I'd make lousy sandwiches! [the ship takes off into outer space] I wanna see Jon a…"

"Roy: At this rate, I'll be done [putting the grain back in the silo] in time for Christmas."

"Sheldon: What year? Roy: That I'm not sure of."