"[looking in the mirror] Hello, gorgeous."

"Suppose all ya ever had for breakfast was onion rolls. Then one day, in walks a (gasp)bagel! You'd say, 'Ugh, what's …"

""No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too litt…"

"[singing] Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter."

"[singing] Don't tell me not to fly, I simply gotta If someone takes a spill It's me and not you Don't bring a cloud t…"

"Barbra Streisand - Fanny Brice"

"Omar Sharif - Nick Arnstein"

"Kay Medford - Rose Brice"

"Walter Pidgeon - Florenz Ziegfeld"

"Lee Allen - Eddie Ryan"