"portable television: The TV is currently showing a baseball game. Looks like a doubleheader."

"ledger: Nothing there but lots of double-entry bookkeeping."

"shotgun: It's double-barreled."

"But you may rest assured that your childrens children will bewail your deeds."

"You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep."

"You can't win them all."

"There is nothing as eloquent as a rattlesnake's tail."

"Wisdom comes only when you stop looking for it and start living the life the Creator intended for you."

"You cannot see the future with tears in your eyes."

"The one who tells the stories rules the world."