"I have sensitive knees."

"You hear that dad? You're gonna pay! He's a molester! A Child molester!"

"You're fired, Bob! Clean out your locker at the club, Bob! You're fucking fired!"

"You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"

"I see the problem here! There seems to be a little baby inside your body."

"Get inside the animals!"

"I'll wake up your baby! (swings baby by its umbilical cord) I'll wake up your baby! Wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey, wakey-w…"

"Holy shit, this is crazy! I'm a 28-year-old man, I think I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want!"

"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, the backwards man! I can walk backwards fast as you …"

"Ding-dong! Ding-dong!"