"HandUnit: Welcome back for another night of intellectual stimulation, pivotal career choices, and self-reflection on past mistakes. We're committed to creating a unique and fulfilling work experience. One part of that commitment is ensuring that you don't get tired of the voice that you're hearing right now. Using the keypad below, please select a new companion voice. For male, press 1. For female, press 2. For text only, press 3. For other options, press 4. It seems that you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will autocorrect it for you. Thank you for choosing: "Angsty Teen". (Angsty Teen voice) The elevator's stopped. You know the routine. Get out now, or whatever. Stay here if you want. So, funny story, a dead body was found in this vent once. M'kay, so, not that funny, but, it's a story. Alright, so, let's start with your nightly chores. You should check on Ballora, and make sure she's on her stage, but, whatever. Huh. I guess Ballora has better things to do. Let's zap her! That should be fun. (Heavily distorted voice: Argumentative. Standards. Elevation. Passive. Heights.) Let's check on Funtime Foxy, make sure he's ready for showtime tomorrow. Great... Great... Great... (Normal voice) There seems to have been a problem with the voice synthesizer. Default settings have been restored. Please proceed through the vent ahead of you to Circus Baby's Auditorium. Circus Baby had a busy day today. Let's check the light and make sure she's in proper working order. Oh, Circus Baby! We aren't here to play hide and seek. Let's encourage Baby to come out of hiding with a controlled shock. Let's try another controlled shock. There seems to be a power malfunction that is affecting our ability to properly motivate Baby. Please stand by while I reboot the system. I will be offline momentarily during this process. Various other systems may be offline as well, such as security doors, vent locks, and oxygen. Commencing system restart."