"So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy, he's nice enough as good guys go, definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha, and no, there aren't. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's kinda sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids, boom, gone. Centipede, who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it."