"Oh my White Brother."

"Hey man, don't let 'em bring you down now. There's a lot of young people in this country just like myself who really …"

"Gentlemen, gentlemen! I won't take any more credit for this victory than necessary. Lord Kitschener did not - nay, wi…"

"String him up!"

"Nice paisley horsie!"

"Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain, he died in Washington D.C."

"Oh, he's no fun, he fell right over."

"The pyramid is opening!"

"The President of these United States is named "Schicklgruber"."

"Speaking for the great white father in Washington and all the American people, let me say we respect you savages for …"