"Sit on a park wall Ask all the right questions "Why are the horses racing taxis in the winter?""

"Every dollar counts And every morning hurts We mostly work to live Until we live to work"

"But, wait, Oh, it's much too late Oh, and I cannot be walking home Until I've found my love."

"I think ur a contra, And I think that you’ve lied. Don’t call me a contra Till you’ve tried."

"His Honor drove southward seeking exotica, Down to the pueblo huts of New Mexico, Cut his teeth on turquoise harmonic…"

"a writer once asked what I'd say if i ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, "probably 'suk a …"

"that story is 93% true"

"7 min or less - ur not late, 7-10 "sorry", 10-20 "SO sorry!", 20-30 "i am truly ashamed", over 30 min late - fake ur …"

"I don't really care if you cry On the real you should've never lied Should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes Sh…"

"I said girl why you keep callin' I said girl why you keep callin' (yeah) She said I need new whip (yeah) 'Cause I kno…"