"Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both en…"

"Let's shampoo us some aliens!!"

"[during the second expedition to the meteorite cavern, to Ira about Dr. Reed] All she needs is a good humping. [mocks…"

"Have a nice end of the world."

"David Duchovny - Dr. Ira Kane"

"Julianne Moore - Dr. Allison Reed, CDC"

"Orlando Jones - Prof. Harry Phineas Block"

"Seann William Scott - Wayne Grey"

"Ted Levine - General Russell Woodman"

"Dan Aykroyd - Governor Lewis"