"An epigram is the marriage of wit, and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce."

"An alert copyreader on a newspaper couldn’t believe it when he read a reporter’s account of the theft of 2025 pigs. T…"

"It is the uncensored sense of humor of a people which is the ultimate therapy for man in society."

"Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

"Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing."

"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

"The history of humorous writing discloses everchanging trends. Our fast-paced modern living is too impatient for the …"

"The personal comparative is marked by epigrammatic self-satire. It implies that everyone thinks himself better than a…"

"When Marilyn Monroe, the American Venus, visited England, one London correspondent wrote that she looked like a milli…"

"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."