"Better a live whore than a dead virgin!"

"Pigs possess a certain native intelligence and common sense by and large missing from our greater poets. When despair…"

"Accidents happen; clothing does not."

"Some people just don't stop to think; they're too busy swallowing nightmares whole."

"Time had passed. It will, given half the chance."

"There are always miracles where there are children, and fascination for any tale that opens their eyes to marvels, wh…"

"Here is what I like to do: Pretend I know what grownups are talking about."

"Sex is like the pursuit of wild mushrooms: Both are fascinating hobbies, both can prove most addictive, and both for …"

"Talent is no doxy to follow only where gold jingles. Even in the poorest hovels artists can be born as often as cutpu…"

"Children, the gods call us when they choose, but not even the priests are eager to answer."