"Lately I've been thinking how much I miss my lady. Amoreena's in the cornfield brightening the daybreak, Living like …"

"The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff. Instead they sit at home an…"

"Chefs aren't celebrities: they're chefs."

"People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats."

"It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road, you never know when you'll be invited to something re…"

"Sometimes when I'm flying over the Alps I think, 'that's like all the cocaine I sniffed."

"He is Mr Piano Man, I am Miss Piano Man."

"There just aren't many people in the world with balls that big and talent that awesome."

"You and your oven are capable of great things, Remember, no two ovens are the same."

"Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived."