"Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort? (Used as a common distraction. Every time this phrase has been uttered the …"

"Za? (Most commonly associated with Elliot and Ellen.)"

"Hello, I'm Elliot. This thing to my left is named Tedd. (The first line of the first comic.)"

"Togateiru fohku kohgeki! (Japanese for 'pointy fork attack'.)"

"Nothing can penetrate the coat of solitude..."

"Hello, I'm Elliot. If Tedd wasn't so busy testing out his experimental super novelty bubble pipe, he'd join me in apo…"

"Ah, Jeremy…what's it like to be a creature nature never intended?"

"Screw inner peace! I got a friend for you to meet!"

"He's [Carrot Top] not your archrival, sir; he's a bad comedian."

"Remember: REAL Hammers Do REAL Damage."