"So, dear brother, you bring Dirk here? Caliginous, clanking piece of junk! Boil in the mud, you meddling, old fool! D…"

"You want Daphne back? Go get her!"

"You must be Dirk, Dirk the Daring."

"My Daphne Kidnapped again?! Idiot!"

"Oh shut up!"

"Endless yellow winds, sands stretch afar, In the land once abundant, no homes there are. Half-guai, half-immortal, wh…"

"Once she rode the cloud chariot to the high terrace, Now she dwells in a secluded cave by the mountain base. The bree…"

"In Guanyin's grove, his greed won't cease, Southern tides bring no release. Schemes cloud his sight, On Bodhi Peak, h…"

"With empty hands, he preached, yet gold was his quest, He left no wealth, just doctrines to attest. A life of greed, …"

"Indulging in desires, I am carefree, No fears, no sorrows, just pure glee. In land of bliss, at the Eight Precepts, I…"