"When the check-in station shuts down, there will be no barrier between dimensions. The heavens will no longer be prot…"

"Drozdova. Excuse me, please. Could you install a shower in my bathroom?"

"Zbruyev. So you absolutely must get married?"

"Saleswoman in the train. Newspapers, magazines, cigarettes, Cuban cigars 40 kopecks each."

"[the drunkard points the gun at Zbruev. Zbruev instantly knocks him down and disarms him]"

"Priest. [reads the magazine in suburban train] Yes, it's a pity."

"Zbruyev. Khabibulin, wake up! Excuse me, tell me, what kind of woman do you like? The one who cooks pilaf well and ma…"

"You know, a mountain never meets a mountain, but Muhammad meets Muhammad..."

"…You see, comrade captain, I have six brides… but I took it lightly! I passed by the first one… underestimated the se…"

"Zbruyev. So, I need to give flowers, and my girl seems familiar, but on the other hand, she is completely unfamiliar.…"