"What's funny about the name "F**kface Von Clownstick" -- it was not coined by Jon Leibowitz-- he stole it from some m…"

"Little Jon Stewart(?) Is a pussy, he would be hopeless in a debate with me!"

"As everybody knows, but the haters & losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a "wig." My hair may not be perfect …"

"26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put …"

"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecu…"

"@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, Sep…"

"Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible."

"The very existence of global warming is BULLSHIT and needs to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps, and our…"

"It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luc…"

"If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of …"