"The only difference between the Chinese Communist Party and the Mafia is that the former is more successful at what i…"

"The Arkansawyers are of the type of the old Hoosiers, Crackers, Pikers, and the Big Smoky mountaineers. The Hoosiers …"

"For all practical purposes, wheat is civilization. It produces what we euphemistically call the staff of life, a staf…"

"Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church, or robbing a bank, but never to being bores."

"Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking."

"What is a bore? Maxwell definition: a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. How do you…"

"Why tussle with a when you can walk outside, spend time in fresh air and come in with an armful of fresh food?"

"Lamb's quarters. '. How this weed got to be associated with so many animals I'll never know, but it also goes by the …"

"One thing we can control, if we want to embark on it, is getting our own food supply. I think that, for a lot of peop…"

"Oddly enough, modern gardens have become more and more scentless. Bigger, hardier, more beed flowers are the goal of …"