"Did you know that an ant has more intelligence than a hippopotamus? And that a grasshopper, in relation to his size, …"

"[singing] I do not understand the human race Has so little love for creatures with a different face. Treating animals…"

"We'll play a little game I invented. One of us opens the atlas at random, sticks a pin in the open page, wherever it …"

"[about learning goldfish] These fish languages, they really only work underwater. It's fascinating! The basic system …"

"[singing] Well, it's true We do not live in a zoo But Man is an animal too. So why can't you, like me Like animals?"

"You know, bein' is prison is much the same as being on a boat. Except in prison there's less chance of drowning."

"You should never believe anybody who goes around telling the truth. They're not to be trusted."

"You've never seen anything like it in your life!"

"Join the FABULOUS CIRCUS with the ONLY PUSHMI-PULLYU in captivity"

"Ride across the sea inside the GIANT PINK SEA SNAIL!"