"I don't think you could say now that ABC is crasser than the other two networks. But as long as people will accept cr…"

"Why don't you fold it five ways and put it where the moon don't shine."

"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."

"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"

"You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do…"

"You can piss away valuable hours of your life reading Ayn Rand—her wretched appeal to the young, her wretched writing…"

"The playwright George S. Kaufman remembered what he called the “greatest ‘line reversal’ of my lifetime.” He liked to…"

"(Q: Is conversation an art form?) Oh yes. Certainly. And I have delighted in overhearing conversations that were arti…"

"Yeah, that story’s not finished. We have more things written already and figured out for it to finish, but somebody’s…"

"The kids’ business of animation is pretty much gone at this point, but adult animation has been steadily rising for t…"