"This is the most clothes they have worn in years."

"Who moves in the middle of the night? A meth lab?"

"[about her daughters] I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck."

"Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're sh…"

"The battle of the bulbs begins November 22."

"This Christmas when the lights go on . . . the gloves come off"

"The brightest holiday comedy of the year! (DVD)"

"Danny DeVito - Buddy Hall"

"Matthew Broderick - Steve Finch"

"I really want my house to be seen...from space!"