"As a link, it beats fucking out of the field. I've tried both and I know."

"That naughty old Sappho of Greece Said: “What I prefer to a piece Is to have my pudenda Rubbed hard by the enda The l…"

"There was a young bride, a Canuck, Told her husband, “Let’s do more than suck. You say that I, maybe, Can have my fir…"

"Petruchio: Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry. Katherina: If I be waspish, best beware my sting. Petru…"

"‘Hold, sir,’ quoth she, ‘My word I will not fail, For you shall feel my hand, and kisse my tail.’"

"Then will I visit with a wand’ring kiss The vale of lilies and the bower of bliss; And where the beauteous region bot…"

"It is the custom with you, for the eldest of five brothers to marry and for the wife of such brother to be common to …"

"Those at whose birth the feet appeared first, instead of the head, which is considered the most difficult and dangero…"

"To Eve's womb, from our sweet to-morrow, God shall greatly multiply sorrow."

"Our mothers’ wombs the tyring-houses be Where we are drest for this short comedy:"