"Mr. Robert: And remember, this is a game in direct competition with the worst kind of competition a game can possibly…"

"Mr. Robert: Never has a camera felt so obvious - it's as if this game has been shot by some director who likes using …"

"Mr. Robert: For every 3D update that gets its wings, a 2D classic dies."

"Legend:Do you play XBox Live at all? Interviewee: No Legend (to the camera): No, he doesn't XBox live- Interviewee (i…"

"Legend: Sega or Nintendo? Interviewee: Sega, definitely. Legend: PlayStation or XBox? Interviewee: PlayStation. Legen…"

"Mr. Ryan: The fact is the most dangerous foe you're up against in this game are those invincible invisible giant bugs…"

"Legend (to Female Interviewee): Are you old enough to wear makeup? Female Interviewee: Yes, I'm 16. Male Interviewee …"

"Legend (to Male Interviewee 2, who is dressed in a pink lycra top and wearing pigtails): What's your name? Male Inter…"

"Mr. Robert: The magic of a show like Consolevania is that it's for people who already know their stuff. So, you don't…"

"Legend: Talk to me about [DoDonpachi] Interviewee 1: *laughs* Legend: Talk to me about DoDonpachi, c'mon! Interviewee…"