"Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who? [pauses to put on go…"

"Condorman - vulture of the Western world. [takes drink, looks surprised, spews jet of flame]"

"[after accidentally firing his machine-gun walking stick] That's a hair-trigger!"

"Have you seen this report on this Condorman? Or this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent o…"

"[as Condorman drops into the Seine] Flap, Woody! Flap!"

"Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird."

"Michael Crawford - Woodrow "Woody" Wilkins"

"Oliver Reed - Krokov"

"Barbara Carrera - Natalia Rambova"

"James Hampton - Harry Oslo"