"I've never seen anyone so impatient, Billy... as if your life depended on getting the first copy of the presses."

"Welcome, kiddies, to another edition of Creepshow. It's amazing that you boors and ghouls keep coming back for more. …"

"Well, kiddies, that was quite a price for young Sam Whitemoon to pay... toupée, eh?"

"Still here, kiddies? Well, if "Old Chief Woodenhead" didn't drive you away, you might enjoy this next splintering tal…"

"Well, swimmers, that was um... slick, eh?"

"Young Billy knows his way around town. They won't catch him in a hurry. I think we've got time for one more quickie c…"

"There's a lesson for you, kiddies. Never pick up hitchhikers... on the hood of your car! Well, it's time for this boo…"

"No more of this baloney, man! No more eating dust for a living! There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man! And there ain'…"

"How ya doin', lady? Thanks. Thanks for the ride."

"Thanks for the ride, lady! Thanks for the ride!"