"[To Rob, immediately prior to the monster's arrival] You gotta learn to say, 'Forget the world,' and hold on to the p…"

"Beth McIntire is from a whole 'nother planet, bro. I mean, she's beautiful, she's charming. As for you, I mean, I lov…"

"My name is Robert Hawkins. It's, uh, 6:42 AM, on Saturday May 23rd. Approximately seven hours ago, uh, some thing att…"

"Maybe you should have left town a bit earlier, man."

"Rob, it is time to leave the electronics store."

"[repeated line] I'm documenting."

"[pointing the camera at himself as he prepares to cross a treacherous rooftop] If this is the last thing you see, tha…"

"No one ever listens to me, now they are- we're all gonna die...."

"(with Marlena and Lily, trying to get Rob to stop) One of us is gonna have to tackle you and that's gonna be very unc…"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."