"He did not suffer fools gladly (or at all) and his threshold for foolishness was set rather low. He was the master of the terrifying put-down: with his fine palate he loathed cigarette smoke and once on the train, an acquaintance told me with awe, a woman lit up in the non-smoking carriage near him. When he remonstrated she said: "Oh, it's only ten feet from the smoking section." Freud sprang to his feet and said: "Madam, we're only five feet from the lavatory, is it all right if I piss on the floor?""
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Quoted in Libby Purves "Sir Clement Freud: an appreciation," The Times (16 April 2009).
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Clement Freud
Sir Clement Raphael Freud (24 April 1924 – 15 April 2009) was a British writer, broadcaster and politician. Freud was born in Berlin, the son of Jewish parents Ernst Ludwig Freud, an architect, and Lucie née Brasch. He was the grandson of Sigmund Freud and brother of artist Lucian Freud.
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