"The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great — and they know I know it."

"You know, this "King" stuff is pure bullshit. I eat and sleep and go to the bathroom just like anyone else. There's n…"

"My father could never get it through his head that acting was honorable work for a man. Even when I was making $7,500…"

"I used to go over to Howard's house on Sunday mornings for breakfast and it was unusual when he didn't get at least t…"

"I worked like a son of a bitch to learn a few tricks and I fight like a steer to avoid getting stuck with parts I can…"

"He used to claim he was very dull in bed."

"The best ears of our lives."

"I had no idea what effect this would have on American men. I simply wanted to show off Gable's torso, but it created …"

"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open."

"Clark Gable was the only real he-man I've ever known, of all the actors I've met."