"I am a rebel clown. I am a buffoon in a platoon of fools. I serve the children of the world and live by the values of…"

"I stand ready to deploy, engage, and use clown logic to change my enemies into friends and then into clowns. I am a h…"

"The Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army is looking for fools and rebels, radicals and rascals, tricksters and trai…"

"We are clandestine because we refuse the spectacle of celebrity and we are everyone. Because without real names, face…"

"We are insurgent because we have risen up from nowhere and are everywhere. Because ideas can be ignored but not suppr…"

"We are rebels because we love life and happiness more than 'revolution'. Because no revolution is ever complete and r…"

"We are clowns because what else can one be in such a stupid world."

"Only an army can declare absurd war on absurd war."

"We are circa because we are approximate and ambivalent, neither here nor there, but in the most powerful of all place…"

"RUN AWAY FROM THE CIRCUS JOIN THE FORCES OF THE CLANDESTINE INSURGENT REBEL CLOWN ARMY"