"If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus."

"At some point in the past, this person was (arguably) your best friend."

"Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch."

"We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It's easy. The first girl I ever loved wa…"

"We all concede that 'they' rule 'us'. But here is the secret shame of that amorphous entity that makes us all cower i…"

"The Joker was Batman's nemesis, but-ironically-his archenemy was Superman, since Superman made Batman entirely mortal…"

"If invited, you would go to this person's wedding and give them a spice rack, but you would secretly hope that their …"

"In fact, there may be a day in the near future when you find yourself in a conversation about this book, and someone …"

"But the bottom line is that I am still willing to die a painful public death, assuming my execution destroys the game…"

"You and this person once competed for the same woman, and you both failed."