"I don't love you, but you are the only women for whom I have no contempt."

"The mere thought of them killing each other, over a woman, because of me, comforts me."

"You were right, Garance. Love is simple."

"Jealousy belongs to all if a woman belongs to no one."

"His Lawyer says, "Above all, don't talk." The Priest: "Confession is half-remission." He confesses. The Judge: "You K…"

"A kick in the ass, if well delivered, is a sure laugh. It's true. There's an entire order, a science, a style of kick…"

"Novelty is as old as the hills."

"Director: Act! Act! You have the wrong place. We are not allowed to act here. We walk on our hands! And you know why?…"

"Man in the audience: Shut up! We can't hear the pantomime!"

"I'm dying of silence, like others die of hunger and thirst."