"Ah, people only know what you tell them, Carl!"

"An honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid."

"For the last six months, he's gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I'm betting he can get a passport."

"[When asked why Frank won't flee to New York or Atlanta] Because I'm not in New York. I'm not in Atlanta."

"How'd you do it Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?"

"He's a kid. Our unsub is a kid. That's why we couldn't match his prints. That's why he doesn't have a record. Now, I …"

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't qu…"

"To the moon!"

"Where are you going tonight, Frank? Some place exotic? Tahiti, Hawaii?"

"The true story of a real fake."