"Weather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won't have any trouble at all seeing the targ…"

"General Dreedle: Get back in the car, you smirking slut!"

"Alan Arkin - Captain John Yossarian"

"Bob Balaban - Captain Orr"

"Martin Balsam - Colonel Cathcart"

"Buck Henry - Lt. Colonel Korn"

"Richard Benjamin - Major Danby"

"Susanne Benton - Dreedle's WAC"

"Marcel Dalio - Old Man in Whorehouse"

"Norman Fell - First Sgt. Towser"