"Berserko: The green button says door. The red one says danger. But if I don't do what Nightshade says... [opens the c…"

"Hardtop: [Crusher is disguised as a waiter] Maybe you didn't understand. The lady wants to know what you're serving."

""Big Boss: "Hurry up! (mahh) Hurry up, BadVibes! I've got big plans for these boxoids."

"Mickey O'Malley: You know fellas, my mind...isn't what it used to be."

"Big Boss: BadVibes, your a genius."

"Rock Krusher: I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer!"

"Berserko: [using a grappling hook to pull off a heist] Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook!"

"Bullseye: [spotting the Ultimate Crime Machine on radar] Now that's what I call a serious bogey!"

"Longarm: Hey! What are you rookies doing here! Vess told you to stay put! Hardtop: And miss all the fun?"

"Bullseye: [after crash landing the Ultimate Crime Machine in the C.O.P.S. parking lot] Gee, good thing there was a fr…"