"I don't understand. Not that I expect life to make sense - that's asking too much."

"The scent of urine is doing wonders for my mood. I guess alleys aren't posh enough to piss in, christ!"

"Work work, work, work, die. You'd think I was a protestant."

"Now I don't know much of anything, except that I'm being watched 24/7. Like the TV show. Without the chickens...or th…"

"Maybe you fell charm to my one-two of dazzling charm and boyish good looks. Makes all the closet pedophiles go wibbly."

"You give your life to God...all of it. If I die today, I die in bliss. For I believe."

"Life is illusion. The only real thing is compassion - the bonds we share with others. Without them, we suffer alone."

"The sad and obvious truth of the matter is that art, once formalized or mechanized, is no longer art; and the few art…"

"Criminy: I fortify myself with facts. Arm myself with information. Empower myself with wisdom… then I hide away."

"The Devil: You're just jealous cuz I'm more popular than you. God: Talk to the hand."