"Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all org…"

"Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organiz…"

"Do the British see the lion and the unicorn on the land or in the sea?"

"The Brits look to provoke. The Italians occasionally imagine conversations, though not maliciously. The Germans veer …"

"To ensure the continuation of the British race, its present rate of reproduction... cannot continue."

"I believe that the British race is the greatest of the governing races that the world has ever seen... It is not enou…"

"I don't fancy you will find any with literary or musical talents among them."

"To be British seems to us to mean that we respect the laws, the elected parliamentary and democratic political struct…"

"This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to esta…"

"The sayings of the Briton resound with the wisdom of the heart and sage comprehension of life..."